I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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