I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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