So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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