: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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