i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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