i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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