You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
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