Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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