home. puking in laundry basket.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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