I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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