Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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