Whod you bang
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
tell me about the fingering
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