did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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