This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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