I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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