My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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