Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
When did angry sex become our thing?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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