Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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