hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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