next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
