i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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