OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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