ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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