i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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