Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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