i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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