Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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