Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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