just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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