I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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