I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Randomize
