Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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