Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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