Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Mom said you looked used
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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