they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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