I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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