am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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