So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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