Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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