Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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