If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
is it fun? or sober?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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