Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
my liver is dry heaving
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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