I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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