im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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