Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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