Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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