BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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