Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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