So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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