i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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