Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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