Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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