Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Vodka?
Forever.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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