my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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