Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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