@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Randomize
