Got a toothbrush?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
