whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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